This is so accurate
HOW TO PLAY SOCCER IN GYM CLASS:
1. Get the ball
2. Pass it to someone who actually knows how to play
girl: he cheated on me
me: then break up with him
Here is my final point. About drugs, about alcohol, about pornography and smoking and everything else. What business is it of yours what I do, read, buy, see, say, think, who I fuck, what I take into my body - as long as I do not harm another human being on this planet?
Bill Hicks (via asimetricna-vagina)
My friends all lined up on the roof, just minutes before Seattle’s annual firework show.
I always thought insanity would be a dark, bitter feeling, but it is drenching and delicious if you really roll around in it.
Kathryn Stockett, The Help (via quotes-shape-us)
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