when you walk away from your friends to go fart in a far away spot and someone walks over to you
Don’t promise when you’re happy,
Don’t reply when you’re angry and
Don’t decide when you’re sad.
A V. (via invhale)
The perfect fit.
Me: “What browser are you on?”
Me: “Google Chrome?”
Client: “No, just regular Google.”
Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”